*clears throat*
I'm losing my voice. And why? Because I just spent half an hour.... being anyone but myself.
"CARSON! You young whippersanpper! Get back up there like the cat you are! You stay there behind me, and *changes voice* CLIIIIMB Carson, CLIIIMB! CLIIIMB with those puny arms!!!! Just use your HEART Carson! Climb, boy, CLIIIIMB! YOU CAN DO IT!!! YOOOU CAN DOOOOOooooOOoo ittttt..! DO IT FOR YOUR FAMILY, YOUR NON-EXISTANT LITTLE BROTHER!! *changes voice* Don't be falling, you silly bucktooth! Teeth the size of eyes! Well maybe not, but I AM RIGHT! I AM ALWAYS RIGHT! No falling whippersnapper! GET BACK ON THE COUCH! You're laughing huh? Laughing? LAUGHING? YOU LAUGHING AT ME BOY?? NOW YOU CAN'T BREATHE, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHA!"
So basically I went on randomly to any babble that came to my mind, and let it out my mouth in a granny-immitation, shrieky annoying voice.
Huh......
"What did I feed you guys?"
*in weird voice* "Bad beef!!! Moooooo!"
Yeah..... Huh.
..... That was odd. I was opera singing babble and snapping at Carson in the voice of an old lady and pretending to be a nerd or someone from Dexter's Laboratory.
"Raaacer D-----!
Interesting.
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