You Know What's Funny? +rant

I noted, if you say something from a TV show, people come to your blog because they were searching it. Hah.
So why not list a bunch of facts. I want to see if it works. Curious.

I used to watch Survivor everyday last year because I liked it, but now Survivor sucks. It's too gross and it's boring and repetitive.

Grey's Anatomy is the only show I really watch now, because.. It's funny, and has a good mix of humor and emotion. I'm not one for hospital shows, but this one's actually good. And since I'm having those sort of 'issues' I can kinda relate.

Shadow of the Colossus is awesome.
As is Ico.

Final Fantasy 7 is cool too. And stuff.. But I wish they remade the game. That'd be nice.

Fear Factor is utter crap. Cruelty to animals and just disgusting. I hate it.
I don't like PETA either though. Just the shock factor. I can't stomach watching those things.
Celebrities suck. But magazines that gossip about them are worse. They basically stalk celebs personal lives.. "JASON'S BIG SECRET WEDDING REVEALED!" "The truth about Clinton's sickness, is he DYING?"
For god's sake people! Shut up and leave them alone! Who gives a fuck about celebs!! You don't even KNOW them!! You pretend you do because they pretended to be someone on screen (not Clinton though =P). How does that make you know anything about them? Reading interviews and gossip doesn't mean a thing, you hopeless noobs!

Why can't people get over that celebs look ugly when they wake up in the morning? They take pictures of them and post them in magazines. "omg, this person has a fat ass in the swimsuit picture!11!!" etc etc etc!
I mean.. Seriously. Did you think they were that pretty without a wonderful thing called MAKEUP, PLASTIC SURGERY, and PHOTOSHOP!?
Is anyone even pretty anymore? The girls in the magazines are fake, you fucking horny idiots. Why do you have to raise the expectations for us just because your fantasy girls in magazines, who don't even look like that. Jeezus christ.

Mmmmhm.

I hate the Bratz dolls. I HATE THEM. Worse than Barbies! Ten times worse! Barbies were plastic perfect, but at least they were not trying to go for sex appeal. Bratz are telling little kids to wear miniskirts. Great. Joy to all the pedophiles out there.
Huge lips that cover half their face, glittered in makeup. Boyfriends and fashion. What the hell. Why do we want our children to grow up that fast? If I had a little girl I would want her growing up with girly crap that's cute sweet and full of imagination, not learning early sex ed of how you need a boyfriend and you need the best handbag to fit in. Wonderful message you give your children, corporations, parents of the world. What are you thinking?

There's a thing called dress up. I loved that. But you don't tell your kids subconsciously to wear sexy clothes and try to look like a whore.
As if the print saying "Angel" across the ass of your sweatpants in middle school wasn't annoying enough.

I don't like rap either. Not all rap is bad, but a wiiide majority. The girl singer (if there is one) in the popular songs are high pitched and her part is always the submissive 'bitch'. Wooonderful. Apparently girls are attracted to boys who take advantage of them and dress like retards. Yes, I'm talking to you, 'gangsters'. The ones who's pants hang low and long tshirts resemble dresses or maybe long pajama shirts. Yeah, it's so HOT to see your lovely boxers every day.
And your hats, a size too big and covered in brand names. And leaving the price tag on to show off the 200 dollars you bought from a place that has people working for portions of a dollar an hour, making that designer 'basketball' shirt.
And what's with the basketball shoes..? You really think good shoes makes you a good basketball player?
Stop shaving your heads. It's ugly as hell. I would like one with hair to his hips rather than hair less than two inches all around. (by the way, long hair is cute)

Course, on the other hand, maybe some 'gangster' somewhere is whining about how goths are idiots. *shrugs*
But.. It depends. Some goths overdue it all and make themselves gloomy just to fit their image. Others are neat to look at. I like it when people look different, so goths are no trouble. As long as they're nice.


Course stereotypes are terrible things, but I can't help but dislike what I'm seeing each day.

Anyway, that's my rant and semi-experiment for the day. Phew.