"Upon hearing her name, Ultimate Sweetness looks up. The teacher explains what the conversation was about. Ultimate Sweetness smiles. "I made a careless mistake. I'm very sorry for disappointing you! Next time I'll do my best, I promise! I won't let you down again."
If it were possible for arteries to clog up from pure, unadulterated cuteness, I would have dropped dead on the spot from 5 simultaneous heart attacks.
Later, I was giving a talk about what I did for summer vacation. I just could not look at her. She had her hands folded on the desk as she sat perfectly upright, head tilted, smile on her face, as she gave me 110% her undivided attention. She nodded her head at things she knew, and for things she didn't knew she made a little "Ohhhhhh!" sound as her face displayed an "I just learned something!" look. Much like the sun during an eclipse, I simply couldn't look directly at it. For those of you familiar with Azumanga Daioh, imagine Chiyo-chan in the penguin suit....times ten."
- http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher73.html
Omg that's the most hilarious thing ever!
Chiyo.. chan... penguin.. suit.. TIMES TEN? Oh gawd...!!! Hahahaha!
Haha.. Oh gawd..
This is Chiyo..:
This is Chiyo in her penguin suit:
Times.. Ten.. Oh god, I can't even see that. You have to watch Azumanga Daioh to see exactly how cute it was. She is soooooo cute. It's disturbing.
The thing I quoted is basically a journal thing from an American guy who went to teach in Japan. It's hilarious, every entry. Kancho.. Oh god.. That's the most disturbing thing in the world. Okay. Yeah, you have to read it sometime. Go go go.
http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher.html
Very funny and interesting. Guaranteed a laugh or at least and expression of "WTF!"
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