Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Dramatic as Always

Tomorrow is Princess Day. Basically, it's spirit week, again. Homecoming or something, and so this week we dress all weird to show our school spirit. Disney movies were this week, first was superheros (the incredibles), second was twins (no clue) third was animals (lion king) and now it's Cinderella day.

So, I find this as my chance to freak people out.. A replacement for not dyeing my hair. Something to show I'm outgoing in a weird sort of way. Anyway, I'm going all-out on this one.

PINK. Bright, freaking, pink. A bright pink dress (silky-ish) with those puffy prom sleeves. Long, plain but disturbing. It has that classic princess look because, one, it's pink, two, it has that bodice that connects to the skirt part in that upside-down triangle shape.. Er.. I suck at describing.

'I must, I must, I must increase my bust..'
I'm wondering where the hell that phrase came from. But that ties into what I say next. Padding. I was blessed with a flat upper-body, so to increase the disturbing red-carpet princess look, bust.

As if the bright pink and the increased bust isn't enough, I'm wearing a light chesnut colored wig (just between blonde and brown, odd color). It has some bangs and long luxurious locks of hair, so it completes it. It goes down somewhere just above my elbows, and sits happily amung my shoulders (yes, wigs are happy).

To finish it off, makeup. Caked in makeup. Testing it out, I think I can say I felt quite like a powdered sugary pink cupcake.
Or a whore. But yeah.

First, light pink eyeshadow. Then I curl my eyelashes, and dark brown eyeliner. Then, as you see on preps, the caked caked caked mascara. The clumps of black eyelashes. The essence of looking overdone.
Then I outline my lips with the lipoutliner (duh), and apply shiny um.. pink-ish shade, and put shine over that.
And, blush. And then I powder it all over with concealer, making my face look dusty.

Last will be, long fake nails. Peeerfect. I'm lovin' it.
Yuppers. I'm going to freak out my friends. The wig makes me unrecognizable, and I never wear make up, nor pink. This will be funny!

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