Shit!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH-!

...or, EEK!

Guess what just happened...

Okay, first of all, a few days ago, there was a spider upstairs. I glared at it, thought.. Jeez, how terrible. I went to the bathroom. The spider was now in the bathroom on the floor. I attempted to ignore it.

So, what happened today? I was putting things away, arranging stuff.. I pick up my binder, and then scream. The spider is in my binder. It was. I screamed a little (not like, scream scream, but a freaked out surprised one), and Mom was like "what's the matter??" I say "There's a spider in my binder!" She replies "Hey, are you sure? Maybe just a shadow.." She shakes it out. I don't see the spider anywhere. "Shit, now it's probably squashed in my binder somewhere.. no way am I touching it" "Nah nah, I bet it isn't..."

And then I see it. "damn! There it is!" and catch it in a cup. So now it's wandering around inside its little prison. My fingers are tingling randomly, and it startles me because it feels like a spider is crawling on my hand. I hate that.

That's why I am called the spider queen. Whyyyyyyyyy????

"Maybe they're attracted to your prettiness" o___o

Spiders... Blah!!