The most random, inconsistent and useless blog to walk the earth.. If blogs could walk. They'd waddle. Blogs, wooden, like clogs. They echo with words, an make hollow noises, quite like our hollow heads. They never speak. They merely make a a strange and occasional 'wwoooeesssmeeee' sound, and strange ramblings of 'the meaning of life'... What would a blog creature look like? For some reason, I see a duck. Waddle, I guess that's why. Blog ducks would have huge eyes and make terrible noise.. Or, what else could a blog be? Blog sounds so.. Clumsy. So it's a duck, a wooden waddling duck, that pitifully will fall over and squirm away to safety.. Yes.. This is the fate of the foolish 'blog'...
My blog will be quite like this pathetic creature. Entirely pointless, 'why the heck was this thing created?'. Oh yes, exactly. You got it. It will be constantly falling over and making 'wwooooeesssmeee' sounds and hiding out, attacking at the most unlikely times. So, I recommend you cover your eyes, before you are blinded by the horror of this... this.. blog.. Turn around. Hit the back button, before you die or your ears start to bleed.. If not your eyes.
And with that, I bid you a good night.
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Tanya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! science sucks!!!!!!!!!!!
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