A twist-! What if the blog.. What if.. It was.. Something that is taking over the common home?! Not a duck, but a household object! The blog! What could it be!!!!?? Blog.. ... Why.. A blog must be a... Shh.. You can't tell anybody.. You won't, will you? Oh no.. I don't trust you... I must keep this discovery to myself.. Just be careful. The infamous blog could be waiting, around any corner.. Taking over your homes, I say!!
---
Cut the insanity. Let me talk of complex and more tricky things than the blog. I shall speak of my head. My damned bottomless head...
Let me speak of the hatreds. Must we bicker, constantly, over other countries and have war after war over foolish things? Fools! We fight and die for the most worthless of causes. We waste our soldiers on wishy-washy problems, fueled by the so called "terrorist threats" that is inflicted on dear, poor, Ameeericcaaaaa.. Sheeed its grace on theeee.. And crown the good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea... But what of the bad? I'd like to ship them off to somewhere away from here. Especially Bushy-boy. I hate presidents. The only ones who are stupid enough to run are nutty Christian fools.. Fools! That's what it takes to be president. Only a fool would try to solve the endless problems, that never end.. Only a fool would take such a troublesome role. Maybe I should try?
The terrorist threats.. I hate the stupid terrorist threats. No, they don't scare me. I just hate how they're trying to freak us out, saying "omg, omg, anthrax! ANTHRAX everywhere! CHECK YOUR MAIL! Terrorists will kill you in your sleep! Omg omg!" There was so little, come ooon. It's so stupid. And they said that terrorists threats were in the red? I never heard of one bombing. Do these fools have no heart? They try to scare us, right after 9/11, with those poor people scared shitless, and then you tell them terrorists are going to get them.. They'll believe you. But I didn't. They're trying to take advantage of the whole freak-out-frenzy, and make us think we have something to worry about. And then they bring us into war. To "fight" the terrorists. To bring "freedom". Goddamn lies. What terrorists? And WHAT weapons of mass destruction? North Korea has them, dumb ass!
Whooo--! That felt good! *laughs* Sorry, I'm hyper, can you see that?
------
No comments:
Post a Comment